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Ford Fairlane!
"I could've been a rock singer, if only I hadn't been banned from MTV. Long story. But anyway, I only know that one song. Well, I do a mean "Puff the Magic Dragon," but only in the nude. Longer story."
"I'm so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE."
"Have a twinkie, snapperhead. "
"You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life."
"Clint Eastwood... I fucked 'im."
"Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want."
"Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful."
"I coulda been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up, they fish, they sell fish, they smelt fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with, Yvonne, she smelled like fish."
"1969 Fender Stratocaster, original pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left-handed motherfucking genius, Jimi Hendrix."Mannen er Konge!
"I could've been a rock singer, if only I hadn't been banned from MTV. Long story. But anyway, I only know that one song. Well, I do a mean "Puff the Magic Dragon," but only in the nude. Longer story."
"I'm so terrific I have my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE."
"Have a twinkie, snapperhead. "
"You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life."
"Clint Eastwood... I fucked 'im."
"Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want."
"Conversation with Zuzu Petals was like masturbating with a cheese grater: slightly amusing, but mostly painful."
"I coulda been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up, they fish, they sell fish, they smelt fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with, Yvonne, she smelled like fish."
"1969 Fender Stratocaster, original pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left-handed motherfucking genius, Jimi Hendrix."Mannen er Konge!
